My name is Kevin.
I am 17 years old.
It is quite possible that somewhere, an alien race whose planet takes far less long to travel around their sun would consider me to be a few hundred years old.
They would probably worship me as a god, and give me lots of food and funny emails.
But alas, I do not live on their planet, I live here, on earth. Here, on earth, as I stated before, I am 16 years old.
Sometimes I wonder - what if we gave peace a chance? Maybe, just maybe, then, the aliens would feel free to come here, where they would then proceed to give me lots of food.
And funny emails.
And shave Randy's beard.
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